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October 12, 2006

Keiko Wants Caucasian Passion

Keiko wants YOU, but only if you're white!

Haha someone's whoring out for some white bread lovin' (via dontlinkthis):

I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE.

Reminds me of the South Park episode where the Japanese try to brainwash American children with toys.

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!

Disgruntled rice-eating guys can visit Bitter Asian Men now (ROFL).

Posted by Kelvin at October 12, 2006 6:46 PM

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