September 22, 2007
Feast for the Eyes
Alicia Silverstone’s Sexy Veggie PSA
Order a FREE vegetarian starter kit at GoVeg.com
Almost makes me want to eat more meat to goad them into getting some actually famous celebrities to do stuff like this.
Also, did you know that meat keeps you from breaking out?
September 3, 2007
Another Reason to Move to Paris
June 1, 2007
Hotlinking has brought down this site twice in the previous two months, and I'm sick of the shit. So, appropriately, hotlinked images will be redirected to this.
Consider this a first warning. Any further ridiculousness like this and I'll Goatse your ass (pun intended).
February 27, 2007
The Black Donnellys
Feels like they rounded a bunch of Law & Order bit part actors and gave them all a show. Seriously, I only watch CI on a regular basis and already a quarter of the characters look familiar: who knows how many of the rest were on SVU or the original?
It's almost as if NBC got tired of giving them charity bit parts or something, so they made a new show so that they'd all be happy.
January 23, 2007
We Apologize for the Delay
Well, at least that's what the last Ministry of Truth memo said.
January 21, 2007
Weird: on the Square Enix website, the map for Japan includes Sakhalin.
January 15, 2007
Frogs Can't Get a Break
This made me laugh out loud for an entire minute, and I'm still chuckling when I read it.
The Normans weren't French you muppet! When you realise that they were in fact Vikings then the fact that they won a battle makes a lot more sense.
December 13, 2006
Excuse me, what kind of Senate?
A line from CTV's report of PM Harper's plans for Senatorial elections.
Liberal Senator Romeo Dallaire said he has no problem with moving toward a Republican-style Senate, but said if senators are to have real powers, it should be outlined with a constitutional change
October 18, 2006
Too Much Detail
October 12, 2006
Keiko Wants Caucasian Passion
I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE.
Reminds me of the South Park episode where the Japanese try to brainwash American children with toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
Disgruntled rice-eating guys can visit Bitter Asian Men now (ROFL).