September 22, 2007

Feast for the Eyes

I hate PETA and I love meat, but I still think this is awesome. (via IDLYITW)

Alicia Silverstone’s Sexy Veggie PSA
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Almost makes me want to eat more meat to goad them into getting some actually famous celebrities to do stuff like this.

Also, did you know that meat keeps you from breaking out?

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September 3, 2007

Another Reason to Move to Paris

I'm already planning to move to Paris at some point in my life, but I didn't expect the additional benefit of celebrity stalking (en français).

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June 1, 2007

Stop Hotlinking

Hotlinking has brought down this site twice in the previous two months, and I'm sick of the shit. So, appropriately, hotlinked images will be redirected to this.

Consider this a first warning. Any further ridiculousness like this and I'll Goatse your ass (pun intended).

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February 27, 2007

The Black Donnellys

Feels like they rounded a bunch of Law & Order bit part actors and gave them all a show. Seriously, I only watch CI on a regular basis and already a quarter of the characters look familiar: who knows how many of the rest were on SVU or the original?

It's almost as if NBC got tired of giving them charity bit parts or something, so they made a new show so that they'd all be happy.

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January 23, 2007

We Apologize for the Delay

The Prime Minister conspiring with one of his unworldly minions.  ©2006 Conservative Party of Canada.

The Apocalypse is now one year late and counting. As a Party member, I'd like to assure everyone that we still have a hidden agenda, and appearances to the contrary are just a smokescreen.

Well, at least that's what the last Ministry of Truth memo said.

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January 21, 2007

RPG Irredentists

Screenshot of Square Enix website.  © Square Enix 2006.

Weird: on the Square Enix website, the map for Japan includes Sakhalin.

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January 15, 2007

Frogs Can't Get a Break

This made me laugh out loud for an entire minute, and I'm still chuckling when I read it.

The Normans weren't French you muppet! When you realise that they were in fact Vikings then the fact that they won a battle makes a lot more sense.

From the comments section for a news story on a French offer to merge with the UK in the 1950s.

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December 13, 2006

Excuse me, what kind of Senate?

A line from CTV's report of PM Harper's plans for Senatorial elections.

Liberal Senator Romeo Dallaire said he has no problem with moving toward a Republican-style Senate, but said if senators are to have real powers, it should be outlined with a constitutional change

I think, at the very least, these folks and these folks would disagree with the characterization of an elected Senate as "Republican-style".

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October 18, 2006

Too Much Detail

Casio EX-Z1000 camera, © CASIO Europe GmbH, 1995 - 2006

LOL I bought this camera in Hong Kong, but I guess I should be careful what 10.1 megapixels can do (via MopJuice).

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October 12, 2006

Keiko Wants Caucasian Passion

Keiko wants YOU, but only if you're white!

Haha someone's whoring out for some white bread lovin' (via dontlinkthis):

I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE.

Reminds me of the South Park episode where the Japanese try to brainwash American children with toys.

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!

Disgruntled rice-eating guys can visit Bitter Asian Men now (ROFL).

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